Mooonfire!

If you look here, Matticus is causing trouble again. Well, if by ‘causing trouble’ you mean ‘making challenges’. I find it hard to resist a good challenge.

In fact he may not be causing trouble so much as being at the center of it; it’s a bit of a long story but the upshot, as I understand it, is that he provoked Saresa to write a list of a dozen reasons why Warlocks are the best lovers. This was followed by a post from The Pugnacious Priest on why it’s actually shadow priests.

Naturally, I disagree. It’s really druids, and here’s why:

1. Depending on the druid, you could be looking at a Force of Nature, Natural Perfection or Heart of the Wild- but we almost all have either Ferocity or Intensity.
2. Like it naughty? We deliver.
3. We can Rejuvenate without slowing down.
4. We have a good aura around us (varying by spec, of course, but someone always appreciates it).
5. Resurrection without stopping. ‘nough said.
6. Whoever heard of a druid getting tired early? We just keep going, and going…
7. We can always adapt to what you need.
8. We’ve got that Nurturing Instinct going for us.
9. Depending on the druid, we may or may not have as much stamina as the creepy goths, but we’ve got ways to go even longer
10. What other class has a set built just for them called the Symbols of Unending Life? That’s right. Unending.
11. Druids all have the ability to be calm, to be passionate or to blow you away with their love.
12. You like it wild? We do too.

7 Responses to “Druids are the better lovers!”

1. Kagrra Says:
   September 17th, 2008 at 11:36 am

   I love you for this. You win all the internets… no less. I swear you’re getting mention when I get home today.

2. Lin [EG] Says:
   September 17th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

   My word. That’s brilliant. Absolute brilliance.

3. Saresa Says:
   September 17th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

   That is an awesome list you have right there! Of course, I still maintain Warlocks are better… but you had almost persuaded me!!

4. Matticus Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 3:10 am

   Whoa, where’s the expected/cliche’ Illhoof Stranglestaff pointer? :O

5. Llanion Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 6:20 am

   Matticus: I know, and I completely forgot to point out that we wear leather… Missed opportunities, bah!

6. Koriban Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 11:07 am

   nice list, got a kick out of it but i would have left the monster of the deep out.

   Koriban-US~Arathor

7. 12 Reasons Why Priests Don’t Make the Best Lovers : World of Matticus Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 3:42 am

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